INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM STARSHIP PANTHER:
Hello, Earth. I’m the Captain of the Starship Panther, a spaceship designed for deep space travel launched by the Station for a mission called “Project Alpha Centauri”. Now you might be thinking “Wow Captain that’s super cool!” Well guess what? Turns out space is big. Super big. And empty. Super. SUPER. Empty. So to pass the time, I was able to tweak the communications relay on the ship so that I could broadcast music to you all! I’ll also chime in every couple of songs to give you all an update on how the mission is going and what I’m up to. It should be able to reach Earth by Monday night (5pm – 7pm) each week, so please tune in! No really, please. Space is so empty. Please send help.